My Mad Rap

Yo, my name is Martin, but don't get me wrong,

I don't sit around fartin' all day long,

I rock out tough, cause I'm a real boss,

You ain't friends with me? Well that's your loss.

I know I'm white, but that don't mean that I can't rap,

But even when I really try, it all sounds like crap

Cause I ain't got skills like them homeboys do

Therefore, my raps all sound like poo.

BUT HEY! I don't care how my raps sound

Cause my mad rappin skills make yer head go round

And if you disagree, then you're in for some fun

I'll knock ya to the ground with the butt of my gun!

I roll around my hood with my homies by my side

But we never leave the neighborhood in which we reside

Cause them bigger gangs will kill us with their mighty powers

And dispose of our bodies within an hour

Now listen up fellas, I don't need to curse

because those terrible words will screw up my verse

But god damn, nigga, why can't you see?

Those shitty assed words don't work with me!

Well, I guess it's bout time that I wrap this up,

and Tell yo mamas that I said "wassup"

Cause I'm heading out to rap in bigger places

Imma be melting off some homeboys faces

Peace, I'm out.

I've Got Some 'Splainin To Do

As you can see, I posted a crap ton of pictures and comics that I drew. That's because I kept forgetting to post them and they piled up. Check em out! Gimme your opinions!

YEAH BABY!

Team Spartan Ads

I showed these to the kids at my school in attempt to get Facebook fans. It kinda worked.

STICK Halo: Reach - The Only Cool Thing About Elites

STICK Halo: Reach - Chief's Return

STICK Left 4 Dead - A Bill and His Passing

STICK Characters

Stickman versions of video game characters.

Robot Ninja Pirates

Roads Less Traveled

This is NOT Toad Road!!!

Random Random Random Random Etc.

Go Team Spartan!

A poem I wrote to piss off my friend. It worked... >=)

Nothin'

Meh.

Mind of Martin

A doodle by me. My friend, Ryane, colored it. Many thanks to her!

Martin Da Spartan

A shotty picture of me in Halo armor. I love being a geek. ^_^

Mario and The Chief

Lunch

Mmmmmmmm.... Delicious....

Left 4 Dumb

The title says it all.

Jordan vs. Hunter the Smallest Robot

Another comic for my friend Jordan. This one is more of an inside joke, but still fun to read.

Jordan of the (Wedding) Ring

A comic I made for a friend. It's a Lord of the Rings parody because she absolutely loves LotR.

Dokey Kong: Super Squirrel Edition

Donkey Kong, with a MartinHacker-Mullen twist.

Makala Needs a New Dentist

A comic I made in response to a story I was told.

NOTE: This comic is not actually how the event happened. It is simply my own interpretation of the story with a more comical twist. All characters in the story are based on actual people and are recreated by me... Poorly. Please enjoy.

To see a larger version of the comic, click on the image shown above.

Somebody Wrote About Me

Hey, fools. My friend wrote about me. Check out the story, yo. Then maybe follow her blog.

http://lubov-allaboutme.blogspot.com/2011/06/love-for-music.html

My Major Comeback to Blogspot

Martin: *sits at computer*
Mom: *Walks by. Looks at Martin*
Mom: Don't go on any kinky websites
Martin: Umm... Yes ma'am...